#could be any of them honestly but this was inspired by damian fanart I saw and a comic panel of joker distraught at batman's cocoon

[mx-heinous]

Let A Guy Nap, Geez

Tourist: Oooo, that building's beauti–WTF IS THAT?!

Gothamite: Hmmm, what?

Tourist: That thing hanging off of the balcony?!

Gothamite: Oh, relax. He's just taking a nap

Tourist: I really need you to specify who's "he" in this situation.

Gothamite: Batman? Duh?

Tourist: He—He does that?

Gothamite: Look, man. I don't know what the guy does in his free time, but he's probably exhausted as hell from dealing with the city's wackjobs

Tourist: ...I know you said that Batman's "just a dude in a batsuit," but is he? You sure?

Gothamite: Yeah, yeah. Look, at this point, you tend not to question stuff in this city anymore

Gothamite: Wait a sec... I just remembered that Manbat exists.

Tourist: That's different from Batman??? How???

Gothamite: *sigh* Batman's a guy who wears a batsuit. Manbat's an abomination of nature

Tourist: So which one is that thing?

Gothamite: *squints* Yup, definitely Batman. There's a smaller cocoon beside him, which means it's probably Robin.

Tourist: Or, y'know, Manbat had a kid

Gothamite: ...I don't even wanna think about the logistics of that

Tourist: Wait, wait, wait. I wanna take a pic of this for Twitter.

Batman, suddenly appearing behind them: No, you're not.

Tourist: JESUS FU–